Zombies, I'm not even kidding.

According to several reliable news sources, the swine flu causes people to reanimate, have their heart pump irregularly for a bit, and then seize up even after their initial death.

Ladies and gentlemen...this is the zombie outbreak. This is it. I'm serious. This is the big one, so you know, buy your canned foods and put a lock on that cellar door because pretty soon we may be in a full out zombie lockdown. This is no drill people.

To give you an idea and hopefully strike fear in your hearts, this is an artists rendition of the zombies to come. Enjoy.

(click on the picture to enlarge it)

Also, I miss you guys too (tchenk, rowrow, and will.i.am)