A conversation with my mother

Mother: Oh you're having a party tonight? What does that mean?
Me: Well you know, excessive intravenous drug use and a couple orgies. The usual Saturday night.
Mother: I don't want to know about it. Have you talked to (insert my senior prom dates name...what is she bringing him up?) recently?
Me: No, not for a while, but I was thinking about drunk dialing him tonight.
Mother: What?
Me: Nothing.
Mother: Okay, well that's nice.