I had big noms today

Cranberry Farms has the best mashed potatoes and gravy. Get some.
Their mac and cheese is lacking in the flavor dept.

The Random Acts of Kindness Girl fetched me a piece of gum. I really didn't want anything from her, but I felt bad saying I didn't need her kindness so I let her get me gum. Good deed- Check.

Lana, Sam, and I are splitting an island. We found one in Canada for $60,000, but seriously? What's the point of having an island if it's in Canada? It would just like living on regular land except colder! And I don't think there's enough fish and small game to survive on. That's right, if I buy an island, I'm living on the sucker. I'll cut myself off from everyone. Me and Friday just chillaxin'.

And Jack. I don't go anywhere without my Jack. He can be my guard cat. If llamas can do it, why can't he?

Llamas are selfish little bitches, speaking of them. I tried to feed a baby llama once and it's Mama Llama (RHYME) pushed the little guy down and slobbered up the food in my hand. ugh, such animals.

I like that llama is the same word for call in Spanish. I don't really see the connection but I'm sure it's there. I'll go ask Ron.