28.12.08

I could be arrested for this but...

I am part of a conspiracy to murder Aretha Franklin.
This will be an act of vigilantism performed by the entire staff of Borders 803.
Her crime: creating one of the worst albums I have ever heard. EVER! and striking a deal with Borders that forces us to play it for 2 months straight.

Seriously, I could have made a better CD, and we have all heard me sing.
And everyday I am faced with at least 5 angry customers who hold me personally responsible for her vocal assault and then storm out of the store when I tell them I can't change it.

Fucking Holidays. Fucking Retail.

PS: Yes, I am alive for now and I miss you all, too.

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