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"Oh wow, that'd be cool is all of 8 Glen had really awesome nicknames with planets. Like I thought Sam would be the moon and Olivia could be Jupiter. And then I decided I'd be uranus. But then all I could think was: Why...why am I Uranus?"
-Rokaya Helfer Helfer Franciscan Friar

Yes...why oh why Rokaya would you be Uranus?

My roommate, ladies and gentz.