because i don't feel like being productive today and i really feel like linking things

this movie looks like it'll be kinda interesting. the description says it's a "comedy about a man who is simultaneously adopting a baby and falling in love with a woman." it has zoey deschanel. and john goodman. did i mention paul dano is trying to adopt a super cute asian baby? i remember paul dano from waaaay back in the day (2001, haha) where he played a 13 year old boy in an "inapropriate" relationship with a much older man in L.I.E.. i'm a sucker for independent films with existential story lines and a good soundtrack. i heart huckabees, anyone? i've been on paul dano's IMDb page and i definitely wanna have a danothon (haha, i know...i'm really clever) sometime soon.




aaaah, apparently watchmen opens this week! crazyyy. i remember seeing previews for this movie over a year ago. i want to see it but i'll probably wait til the hype dies down. is anyone excited for this movie? i heard they changed the ending. motherfuckers. i haven't heard anything about it lately but i don't keep up much on movies these days...it's all about shitty television for me haha (what's heff gonna do without holly and kendra?)


because i am still bored and i have fourty-five minutes left of work i stumbled over to reddit.com and the first this i came across was this website. it's pretty fucking hilarious, especially if you like bacon. i personally LOVE bacon. i used to hate it but then one day i just woke up and loved it again. i eat it plain. on sandwhiches (the breakfast variety is my favorite). with maple syrup. baconbaconbacoN!


then i found this AMAZINIG bestofcraiglist post:

NO SEX TONIGHT!

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Date: 2005-02-18, 9:18AM PST


I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.



alright, that's enough for you to handle for now. i'm sure i will be bored at work soon so stay tuned for more updates...i will conclude this link and picture filled post by showing you where i'm heading now....