Customer Service pt. 1

On the phone with customer service at Bank of America:
(for the sake of this conversation read the words in caps like a robot)

Row: YES
Samuri: what?
Row: whispers No, I'm on the phone with the bank
Samuri: Oh, sorry
Row: YES
Samuri: imitating Row YES
Row: No! Now it thinks that was me you fucked it up
Samuri: laughs
Row: Stop it, the bank can hear all this!
Samuri: laughs
Row: EIGHT FIVE SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN FIVE FOUR NINE EIG--
Samuri: You know, just because the machine talks like that doesn't mean you need to make your voice sound like that...
Row: laughs Damnit now I have to call back.
Samuri: YES